the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
the scary thing about dating is that society tells us we only have two options: break up or marry that person. don’t buy it.
Doug Stanhope (via setbabiesonfire)
this is always my argument regarding professional sports, too.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”"
Jon Stewart (via kate-mara)
so, I think this will be my new catch phrase. can’t wait for the next family gathering.
'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus